|
  27/01/2010 16:32 | |
Sono la perdita del sorriso del 13 Febbraio 1997, e la pace tra Owen e Bulldog, e conseguente formazione della Hart Foundation del 31 Marzo 1997. |
| |
|
| |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:33 | |
AngelieDemoni82, 27/01/2010 16.17:
Mentre cerco, non trovandolo, il promo di Heyman contro TNN, posto al Capitano quest'altro celebre promo di Hyemna: ECW ONS '05: "I want you to know that I’m not crying…my eyes are red because I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam. I have a need in my heart to thank Tod Gordon for giving me the chance to be creative and book for you crazy *******s. I have a need to thank that man Ron Buffone and his partner Charlie Bruzzese for sticking with us and sitting in a TV Studio and building that TV show for you...you are the craziest *******s I have ever met in my life...I love every one of you. And I was gonna take the high road and just say thank you and leave... (Mick Foley (on commentary): "Don’t take the high road Paul...") ...but I have something to say to you! (points to the WWE contingency in the balcony) You see...I’ve waited a long time to say this to you...Eric Bischoff! But in case you don’t notice...it’s not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV…YOU ARE IN OUR HOUSE...BITCH! (Bischoff gives him the middle finger). Oh wait a minute… wait a minute… wait a minute...hide your wives...it’s Edge! (The crowd chants "You screwed Matt!" at Edge) Now Edge...I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you, but I have two words for you...MATT-FREAKIN’-HARDY! (The crowd pops loudly for that one, resulting in a "We want Matt!" chant, whilst Edge & others in the WWE group start mouthing "That was 3 words") Well, with that... (sees Bradshaw) I almost forgot about you! Mr. Shoot Promo himself...bounced Checks...ECW went out of business...Hey John...On a personal note...from all of us just to you...since you want to shoot cowboy…the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays! Now one more time for old times sakes...right there so the whole world can see us…this ain’t WCW...this ain’t Monday Night RAW...this ain’t SmackDown!...this ain’t even World Wrestling Entertainment...this my friends...is E-C-****ING-W!!"
Ringrazio, di questa roba ne sono sempre affamato.
Fa un pò contrasto il fatto che per anni in questo forum si è parlato solamente di match, di storytelling e di abilità sul quadrato quando il wrestling è esattamente 50% lotta e 50% promo.
A volte mi chiedo come faccia chi non parla inglese a dirsi fan di wrestling, seguire questi capolavori tradotti è un pò come leccare la figa con le mutande.
Nel particolare, leggendo questo promo mi chiedo ancora come un prodotto come l'ECW sia potuto arrivare al grande pubblico per ben 2 volte nella storia. Non biasimo McMahon per aver trasformato completamente l'ECW, che altro poteva fare? Dare tutto quello spazio a questi cani sciolti che traducevano in maniera sanguinolenta temi a noi (generazione di adolescenti durante i '90) cari come il sesso e la droga quando la strada della sua azienda per necessità era la direzione opposta. |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 1.795 | Registrato il: 25/04/2009 | IC Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:34 | |
ektor baboden81, 1/27/2010 4:24 PM:
Lo ricordo come fosse ora.
Fantastico.
E' troopo chiedere anche edge e cena pre-backlash e flair e michaels pre 'mania?
Credo di sì in effetti...vabbè se ti(vi) avanza tempo..
EDIT:
Cazzo la parte su jbl e hhh è, è...è...è heyman.
Ektor, già che hai criticato il feud Foley-Flair (io tra l'altro lo votai feud of the year). Purtroppo non ho trovato il miglior promo del feud, il celebre "You stepped on those dreams", ma ho trovato questo, motlo carino comuqnue: " Nature Boy, it's me, Mick Foley. I'm gonna send this message out to you directly. I guess it's a rebuttal of sorts in return for the claims you made against me two weeks ago on RAW. The first claim I'd like to address is that I took the easy way out in everything during my entire career, a claim that strikes me as quite odd, coming from a guy who's claim to authorship consisted solely of talking out the side of his ass while drinking heavily for a couple of days, having a professional ghost writer record the conversations and then write down things in a book, and then Ric Flair of course slaps his name on the cover of that book and calls himself an author. Strikes me as being funny seeing as how I actually spent months laboring for hundreds of hours, seven hundred and sixty pages of handwritten notebook paper pouring my heart and soul out to what would become a New York Times number one bestseller, a towering bestseller, Have a Nice Day, in which I made claims that Ric Flair may have been a less than ideal person to work for back in the mid 1990s in WCW. You see, Ric, I wanna bring you back to a time, Munich, Germany, in March of 1994 when you were my boss. Who's kidding who, Ric? You were in charge of my career! And on that night, I got my head tangled up in ropes that were a little bit too tight. I saw blood spattering on the blue mats outside. And I got back inside that ring and I threw a punch and you know what happened? My ear fell off! It fell to the ground! And by some fluke, a referee who spoke no English picked it up, handed it off to a ring announcer who tip-toed to the back. He handed it to you, Ric Flair, and said "I've got Cactus Jack's ear," (Remember that name, Ric?) "What do you want me to do with it?" And Ric Flair suggested we put that ear in a bag of ice. And then Ric, you went outside and you know what you saw? Me! In the ring! Still wrestling! Does that strike you as the easy way out?! I'm a guy who travelled a thousand miles round-trip every week to learn this trade! Slept in my car! Dined on peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches 'til I felt like puking! To learn, from the bottom up, and then I get accused of not knowing how to wrestle by a guy who's main wrestling hold these days is touching another man's genitalia! Oh yeah, heading into Vengeance, Ric, I hadn't been in fear of another man since I had been an alter boy. And then you had the nerve to say oh, you've wrestled every bad-ass there is, and I'm not one of 'em! Well tell me this, Ric, how much worse could they have messed you up? These imaginary bad-asses from your past. How much worse could they have made you bleed? How much more could your family have cried? And now you wanna stand there and say "when you get in the ring with me it's gonna be all night long, all day long." Find a new cliche, you used up hack! Because on that day, when I saw your family cry, the space you occupied in my mind for fourteen years was gone. You no longer matter to me, Ric. You brag about your sixteen titles all you want, but I got titles of my own that count. I'm the hardcore legend! I'm a three-time WWE Champion! I'm a two-time New York Times number one bestselling author written by hand! With my mind, my heart, my desire! I've been interviewed twice by Katie Couric, and I'm a personal friend of Melina. And you, Ric Flair, whether you like it, WOOO!, or whether you don't, learn to live with it, because you get no rematch. YOU'RE OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU WASHED UP PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!" |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 5.683 | Registrato il: 30/09/2007 | Non ho un c.... da fare!!! | |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:34 | |
Capt.Spaulding, 26/01/2010 22.55:
Ecco, volevo puntare l'attenzione su un promo shoot di cui non si è parlato ma invece reputo in molti lo abbiano visto.
E' fatto da Paul Heyman contro la TNN.
L'ho rivisto giusto stasera perchè colto da disperazione dopo 9 ore di lavoro da negri, recatomi a casa mi sono accorto che la neve non avrebbe consentito me di poter arrivare fino in palestra e quindi non avrei potuto migliorare il mio fisico e di seguito nemmeno potrei avere possibilità battere i pezzi con facilità alle ragazze la prossima estate a spiaggia, perciò mi sono rivisto "The rise and the fall of ECW".
Il promo di cui parlavo in suddetto DVD è contenuto.
Il topic è vecchio, ma magari qualche nuovo spunto se lo può tirar fuori anche perchè quel bontempone di angeli e demoni cianciava di metter altri script ed io son rimasto a bocca asciutta.
Non per vantarmi,ma io lo avevo citato alla prima pagina di questo topic.
E mo te lo posto pure,tiè:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6jGyAjWqW0
Ps:ovviamente spero che sia questo il promo di cui parlavi,sennò ho appena fatto una super figura di merda... |
| |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:36 | |
Si, ma i commenti critici a questi promo dove sono? |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 8.477 | Registrato il: 15/11/2007 | Non ho interessi nella vita | |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:37 | |
I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
Edge: "I haven't slept in a week. I rode into Houston expecting the biggest win of my life, at the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania. But that win and the World Heavyweight Championship, they were stolen from me. Stolen from me, by my guest tonight, John Cena. [Cena kommt unter dem Jubel der Fans in den Ring.] Have a seat, Cena."
John Cena: "Just 'cause I didn’t get a chance on Monday, let me get this out of the way first: the Champ is HERE!"
Edge: "I said, have a seat. [Cena setzt sich auf den Stuhl.] I know there is thousands of people here, and I know you come out here and you pander to all of them for some kind of reaction." [Cena! Cena! Cena!]
John Cena: "There’s thousands of very loud people here tonight."
Edge: "You, you just love that, dont you, but guess what? I don't care about them. See, I wanted you out here tonight, because I wanted to talk to you. Because that, that right there on your shoulder, that World Heavyweight Championship, that is my life. If I lost that ... see that's my life preserver. That's what keeps my heart beating. The wins, the losses, the blood, the sweat, the tears, the problems with my wife - I can handle all of that, as long as I have that [zeigt auf Cenas Title]. And John, you stole that from me. [Cena steht entgeistert auf.] Sit down! [Cena setzt sich wieder.]"
John Cena: "Really? That's it? That's your problem? That I, that I stole this from you at Wrestlemania? Get over yourself, Edge. You lost at Wrestlemania [steht auf und will gehen]."
Edge: "You ruined my life!"
John Cena: "Ah what? I ruined your life? How the, how the hell did you think this is gonna end up? Ok, you know what? You just brought me out here and said you wanted to talk to me. Alright [nimmt seinen Stuhl und setzt sich Edge direkt gegenüber]. How many years we've been doing this, Edge? How many years we've been chasing each other's tail? How many cities? How many times we fought over this championship? We've had wifes, girlfriends, managers, lackeys, my dad, your hometown, my hometown, Elimination Chambers, tables, ladders, chairs, briefcases, history, championships. Actually, I even think I threw you in the Long Island Sound once, I'm very sorry about that. Of course we had video surveillance and Wrestlemania.
And through all that, through all the years, through all the matches, the reason - the reason they all loved this, whether they were chearing for you or they were chearing for me, is because they know that every time - these people know that every time one of us does something to the other one, we'll make a point to raise the bar and try to go the extra mile.
Tonight you had the oppurtunity to have me on your show and tell the WWE Universe about what is quite possibly the greatest rivalry in Sports Entertainment's history. And you chose this time, to tell me, that I stole this from you? And that I ruined your life?
Well then, if that's all you gotta say. and we're done here, you're just waisting my time. [Cena steht auf und geht.]"
Edge: "I hate you. I hate you. Hate, hate is a strong word, but it sums up everything I feel for you, Cena. I hate your hat, I hate your T-Shirts, I hate your wristbands, I hate your shoes, I hate your music, I hate the Ce-nation, I hate everything that you stand for! And John, whether you want to admit it or not, this, all the years between you and I, it's exhausted you as much as it has me. This can't go on any longer. It has shortened both of our carriers. And at Backlash, this is finally going to end. One of us will beat the other so badly that they can't get back up. And make no mistake about that, at the end of that match, the one who is gonna be left standing [steht auf] is me."
John Cena: "NO! [Cena! Cena! Cena!] You, you may be the better wrestler than me, you may be smarter than me, you may know how to use your oppurtunities and ressources to get you a championship, but I look into your eyes right now and I know your desperate. You're grabbin' at straws, you're tired, you're exhausted! Last man standing? A Last Man Standing Match?! Edge, that is a match based on punishment. And I can look in your eyes - and you know I'm telling the damn truth, when I tell you, I'm tougher than you!
That's why I will be the last man standing! That is why you hate me! It's not the hat, it's not the wristbands, it's not the T-Shirts, it's not the dog tags - it's the truth! [Cena zieht die Sachen, die er aufzählt, au.s] Because you think about all those matches we've had, you think about every time we beat the hell out of each other, every time you fire back and hit me with everything you had - and then watched me get back up!
You hate me, you hate me so bad and it's gotta to come to an end? You wanna end it?! End it right now! Come on! Clinch your fist and hit me in the face and see what happens - I will unleash hell on you! Come On! Right now!"
[Edge zieht sein Shirt aus und macht sich bereit Cena zu schlagen, dann überlegt er es sich anders und läuft mit gesenkten Kopf unter "You suck" Rufen aus dem Ring]
|
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 2.224 | Registrato il: 14/09/2009 | TW World Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:38 | |
Grazie per i promo kingo e robbo.
Specifico che per quanto riguarda foley-flair sono rimasto deluso dai match (e infatti ho specificato che non ci si poteva attendere di meglio..) e non dall'extra ring (anche perchè era impossibile)
Mannaggia devo uscire dall'ufficio sennò mi andava di spompinarci un pò sui promo...maledetto lavoro!
EDIT:
cazzo anche cena-edge!!!
Non so perchè ma quel segmento mi è rimasto nelcuore...
Vabbè mi sbrigo e torno... [Modificato da ektor baboden81 27/01/2010 16:39] |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 1.796 | Registrato il: 25/04/2009 | IC Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 16:47 | |
I due promo con cui iniziò una Leggenda: diverse arene in diverse federazioni, un unico stile:
"A couple weeks ago, when Eric Bischoff told his secretary to tell her secretary to leave a message on my answering machine for me to call Eric Bischoff and then I called Eric Bischoff and he proceeded to fire me over the phone, I thought a big cloud was lifted off the career of Steve Austin. Because gone were the days when I’d go up to someone and say “hey – what about me and Sting? We got this big thing going – how ‘bout the cage?” and someone says “no baby, thath for thomebody elthe. We jutht gonna keep you right where you at right now.” Then I said “well what about me and Savage? I got this great idea – he comes in, he’s got the Slim Jim deal, well hell, I got…” “No Thteve. Thath for thomebody elthe, baby.” Then you go “I got this great idea – I could do it with Hulk Hogan. I’m gonna be the Steve-a-maniac and we’re gonna take this thing all the way! Because Hulk Hogan, Hulkamania was the biggest thing to ever come down the wrestling pike!” And they said “No, that’s not for you brother. You can’t do that. We’re gonna keep you right where you are.”
I said “how about me and Brian get back together? The Hollywood Blondes! It was the best tag team to come along in ten years!” and they say “no Steve, we need you in a singles role man. We need you to do this. We’re gonna put the US title on you and then we’re gonna take you here, and then you’re the number one contender so then you get this world title shot...” Well all that shit never happened!
So there I am, floundering along, there’s nothing going my way, because the politics in WCW kept the biggest potential superstar in wrestling on the goddamn ground! What are you supposed to do? On one hand, they’re paying you a bunch of money – they’re paying ME a bunch of money. While on this hand they’re saying “hey, go out and give Bagwell a hell of a match. Go out there with an 18 year old German kid. Give him seven good minutes. Let the people see what he can do.”
They say you are what you eat. In WCW, they didn’t feed me nothing but garbage, so I let myself become garbage. I became complacent with everything they said. As long as big Ted kept sending in the cheques…maybe I wasn’t happy with everything that was going on, but I became complacent.
Then they send me to Japan – the big injury! Bischoff delivers the shot heard around the damn world – Steve Austin’s out of the high-paying job. All of a sudden the phone starts ringing off the hook – it’s ECW, it’s the WWF, it’s All Japan, it’s New Japan, and all Steve Austin’s gotta do is make a decision. Tod Gordon, whether he re-mortgaged his house one time, two times, maybe three times, came up with the right figure for Steve Austin to make a decision.
I stroll into the ECW Arena – the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. I broke in in a building called the Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas. Home of the world famous Von Erichs! Everybody who was anybody set foot in the Dallas Sportatorium. For the last two years, all you’ve heard about anywhere in wrestling is the famous ECW Arena. Debut night, I roll in. You got the Sandman. You got the Raven. You got the Pitbulls. You got Stevie Richards, you got the Public Enemy, you got the Gangstas, you got Mipey Whikrep – whatever the hell his name is! You got a bunch of damn MISFITS, running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I’ve seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap and that’s exactly what I’ll call it ‘cos that’s exactly what it is. Steve Austin is here to wrestle. It’s what I do best. It’s what I do better than anyone in the world.
Dean Malenko, Eddy Guerrero, they got the big send-off. Tears were in everybody’s eyes. It was a big deal. All Steve Austin got was a good swift kick in the ass as Bischoff hung up the phone and left me high and dry. There’s no Hogans here. There’s no Flairs here. There’s not a Dusty Rhodes and there damn sure isn’t an Eric Bischoff here. There’s no-one that can hold back Steve Austin now.
“Stunning”? Tossed it out the window. Never was meant to be. ECW’s gonna find out first hand what Steve Austin can do. And I’m gonna show everyone here exactly what a true superstar is supposed to do, what a true superstar is supposed to be. Because no-one here can hold be back. Not Tod Gordon. Not Hulk Hogan. Not Eric Bischoff. Nobody. I’m gonna be the superstar that I always knew I could be, because there’s no-one - no-one in ECW that can stop me".
"The first thing i want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. (camera cuts to Jake Robets being helped walk back up the aisle) Don't just get him out the ring, get him out the WWF! Because i proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about psalms, talk about John 3:16, Austin 3:16 says i just whipped your ass!
Dok, interupting-'C'mon that's not neccesary'
All he's gotta do is buy himself a cheap bottle of thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime. As the King of the Ring i'm serving notice to everyone of the WWF superstars, i don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Stone Colds list and i'm fixing to start running through all of 'em. And...(fans start whistling, Austin looks to the crowd) piss off. And as far as this championship match is considered son, i don't give a damn if it's Davey-boy Smith or Shawn Michaels, Steve Austins time has come, and when i get the shot, you're looking at the next WWF Champion, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so".
|
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 1.797 | Registrato il: 25/04/2009 | IC Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 17:04 | |
DanielNegreanu, 1/27/2010 4:36 PM:
Si, ma i commenti critici a questi promo dove sono?
Molti si chiedono a cosa serva una resthold. Foley in ECW ad esempio la usava per offendere il pubblico: tu ti aspetti da me uno spottone? Io decido che non te lo meriti, e ti faccio una resthold, ti irrito. Fai un cartellone "Cane Dewey"? Insulti me, che mi faccio il c**o per farti contento? E io ti faccio una resthold nel match, e te la faccio ridendo. Invece di darti quello che tu sai posso darti, mi trattengo volontariamente, faccio una resthold.
No, Hardcore Legend, perchè? Perchè sì, perchè io posso, perchè hai offeso Dewey.
Oppure molti si chiedono a che pro rompere la keyfabe. Bè, perchè è stupido vivere in un mondo artefatto e che si sa essere artefatto. Russo aveva il coraggio di mettere i problemi in piazza, no ntemeva venissero messe in piazza questioni di booking, non si curava che parlare di politiche di backstage potesse annoiare. "No, Vince no, non ci interessa del perchè e del percome, non ci interessa del creative control, non ci interessa dei Booker T e dei MIA, vogliamo vedere due omoni darsele, sappiamo che ci sono 'politics' e nulla ce ne frega". Eppure lo disse. Decretò la fine della sua carriera? Forse. Si mise contro persone che non avrebbe dovuto mettersi ocntro? Forse. Ma ebbe due grandi palle. E la storia gli diede ragione, anche se quegli spettatori invece che scusarsene gli avrebbero detto "LOOOL che nerd, tiri fuori fatti di anni fa!LOOOLLL".
Dici che si sta virando su fatti non propriamente wrestlingistici? E' vero Ankie, è dannatamente vero.
Tenetevi le seghe mentali del Principe, tenetevi i Briscoes esperti in tavoli infuocati, tenetevi la gente convinta che la Panda Eenrgy sia una società di supermercati discount di Orlando e che Vinnie Mac sia sul punto di comprare l'America del Sud, tenetevi i gradoni nella testa. Restiamo al "è più tecnico Tizio o Caio", non "crossiamo la lain" cercando il perchè e il percome. Come disse un nuovo idolo di questo forum, "di wrestling non si può e non si deve parlare seriamente". Seguite il consiglio, adeguatevi. Non bisogna cambiare le cose, bisogna adeguarsi. Adeguarsi è la parola d'ordine. Benevenuto a casa tua, Ankie. Se non lo sapevi, ora lo sai.
|
| |
|
| 27/01/2010 17:10 | |
AngelieDemoni82, 27/01/2010 17.04:
Molti si chiedono a cosa serva una resthold. Foley in ECW ad esempio la usava per offendere il pubblico: tu ti aspetti da me uno spottone? Io decido che non te lo meriti, e ti faccio una resthold, ti irrito. Fai un cartellone "Cane Dewey"? Insulti me, che mi faccio il c**o per farti contento? E io ti faccio una resthold nel match, e te la faccio ridendo. Invece di darti quello che tu sai posso darti, mi trattengo volontariamente, faccio una resthold.
No, Hardcore Legend, perchè? Perchè sì, perchè io posso, perchè hai offeso Dewey.
Oppure molti si chiedono a che pro rompere la keyfabe. Bè, perchè è stupido vivere in un mondo artefatto e che si sa essere artefatto. Russo aveva il coraggio di mettere i problemi in piazza, no ntemeva venissero messe in piazza questioni di booking, non si curava che parlare di politiche di backstage potesse annoiare. "No, Vince no, non ci interessa del perchè e del percome, non ci interessa del creative control, non ci interessa dei Booker T e dei MIA, vogliamo vedere due omoni darsele, sappiamo che ci sono 'politics' e nulla ce ne frega". Eppure lo disse. Decretò la fine della sua carriera? Forse. Si mise contro persone che non avrebbe dovuto mettersi ocntro? Forse. Ma ebbe due grandi palle. E la storia gli diede ragione, anche se quegli spettatori invece che scusarsene gli avrebbero detto "LOOOL che nerd, tiri fuori fatti di anni fa!LOOOLLL".
Dici che si sta virando su fatti non propriamente wrestlingistici? E' vero Ankie, è dannatamente vero.
Tenetevi le seghe mentali del Principe, tenetevi i Briscoes esperti in tavoli infuocati, tenetevi la gente convinta che la Panda Eenrgy sia una società di supermercati discount di Orlando e che Vinnie Mac sia sul punto di comprare l'America del Sud, tenetevi i gradoni nella testa. Restiamo al "è più tecnico Tizio o Caio", non "crossiamo la lain" cercando il perchè e il percome. Come disse un nuovo idolo di questo forum, "di wrestling non si può e non si deve parlare seriamente". Seguite il consiglio, adeguatevi. Non bisogna cambiare le cose, bisogna adeguarsi. Adeguarsi è la parola d'ordine. Benevenuto a casa tua, Ankie. Se non lo sapevi, ora lo sai.
Bel promo ma non ho capito dove vuoi arrivare con le ultime parole, e soprattutto cosa c'entro io?
|
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 8.479 | Registrato il: 15/11/2007 | Non ho interessi nella vita | |
|
| 27/01/2010 17:16 | |
I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUX0IcgnGc - Parte 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hf2uYVf6sg - Parte 2
Così Ektor se lo gode meglio. |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 1.798 | Registrato il: 25/04/2009 | IC Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 17:18 | |
DanielNegreanu, 1/27/2010 5:10 PM:
Bel promo ma non ho capito dove vuoi arrivare con le ultime parole, e soprattutto cosa c'entro io?
Perchè è casa tua questa, Ankie. E' diventata la "casa" che speravi e auspicavi. Se la tua missione iniziale fosse stata un feud, lo avresti vinto. Welcome home, Ankie. Io in modo achillesco mi ri-auto-esilio.
Amo il Flair wrestler sebbene non amo il Flair uomo. Ti lascio con un suo promo, dirai tu a tutti di quand'è: " My God, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the twenty five years that I've spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it."
"Now, somebody told me that the Horsemen were having a party tonight in Greenville! Could that be true that the most elite group, that Eric Bischoff said was dead, is alive and well? Bischoff, this might be my only shot, and I've got to tell you, I'm going to make it my best."
"Is this what you call a great moment in TV? That's wrong, because this is REAL! This is not bought and paid for! It's a real life situation! Just like the night in Columbia, South Carolina (when Arn Anderson retired), when you looked at me, tears in my eyes, and said "God, that's good TV", it was real! Arn Anderson passed the torch, it was real, damn it! You think Sting was crying in the dressing room like I was on TV if it wasn't real? This guy, my best friend, is one of the greatest performers who ever lived, and you, you squashed him, in one night. Then you get on the phone and tell me, 'disband the Horsemen, they're dead.' Disband the Horsemen, me? You know what, I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. Because it won't happen again!"
Eric Bischoff started walking down the aisle, saying "You're finished Flair!"
Flair responded, "Bischoff, whatever you think...no, you're an overbearing asshole! That's right! You're obnoxious, you're an obnoxious, overbearing ass! Abuse of power! You! Abuse of power! Cut me off! Come on! It's called abuse of power! (Flair threw down his jacket) You suck! You, I hate your guts. I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a (bitch, which was muted on the broadcast). Fire me? I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!"
|
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 688 | Registrato il: 20/07/2007 | Uppercarder | |
|
| 27/01/2010 17:38 | |
|
| |
|
| 27/01/2010 18:26 | |
Oh, ma ankie chi cazzo è? |
| |
| | | OFFLINE | Post: 2.225 | Registrato il: 14/09/2009 | TW World Champion | |
|
| 27/01/2010 18:58 | |
The King Of Bling Bling, 27/01/2010 17.16:
I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR
John Cena ed Edge.
"Cutting Edge" a Smack nel post-Wrestlemania, evento in cui Cena, per l'ennesima volta ha privato Edge del titolo.
Ciò che amo in questo promo è Edge.
Cena tira fuori la solita discreta esibizione, ma è un pò simile a tutti i promo di Cena. Sempre ben fatti, ma spesso seguendo lo stesso prototipo.
Edge no.
Edge quì è diverso. Sembra vivere in prima persona il segmento, sembra che le parole gli escano dall'anima. Troppi rospi da mandar giù in questi anni, troppe delusioni. Ogni volta che raggiungeva l'apice, c'era Cena a tirarlo bruscamente giù.
John Cena ed Edge.
Senza macchia e senza timore il primo, uomo il secondo. Con tutto ciò che questo comporta.
L'uno la nemesi dell'altro...bianco e nero...yin e yang...
Ed infatti Edge odia l'uomo Cena, così perfetto, così troppo poco uomo per essere un vero uomo.
E ciò che odia di più di Cena è il fatto che proprio lui, così agli antipodi, gli abbia rovinato la vita.
Vicky? Assolutamente no.
Il titolo.
Ogni volta che Edge raggiunge il titolo, Cena si dimostra superiore. Ogni cosa è vana...non ha funzionato Lita, non ha funzionato l'attacco al padre, non ha funzionato nulla. Cosa c'è di più frustrante che vedersi privato della felicità, a causa di un uomo così diametralmente opposto a te?
Ed infatti Edge (vero uomo fino in fondo) scricchiola.
Non è spocchioso come sempre..è più sofferto...quasi riconoscesse in cuor suo la propria inferiorità.
Come possiamo biasimarlo? Chi non si porrebbe delle domande, di fronte ai propri fallimenti ed ai successi di colui che è così diverso da noi?
John Cena ed Edge.
Il primo sul ring, pronto alla lotta, mostrando la cintura.
Il secondo che se ne va dal ring, a testa bassa
Segno di resa? Tutt'altro, non fatevi fuorviare.
Perchè affrontare l'ennesima rissa sul ring? Cosa aggiungerebbe? A che pro?
Il nemico è forte, forse troppo forte. E allora che senso avrebbe?
Edge cammina verso il backstage, e mi piace pensare che durante il tragitto, ripensi a tutte le battaglie, a Lita, al padre di Cena, a One Night Stand, al TLC...mille battaglie da cui trae la forza di affrontare l'ultimo decisivo scontro. Una volta per tutte.
E il volto di Edge, l'ultimo sguardo al Cena così sicuro che lo osserva sprezzante dal ring, trasuda sicurezza.
La sicurezza dell'uomo comune, che trae forza, paradossalmente, dalle proprie paure, dalle proprie insicurezze.
|
| |
|
|